GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then t